Olivia Rodrigo Warned by Feds After Slamming ICE for Using Her Song Without Permission
The music world’s most outspoken political voice, Olivia Rodrigo, has once again clashed with the United States government, leading to a public rebuke from federal authorities.
Rodrigo was reprimanded by the Department of Homeland Security after physically slamming Immigration and Customs Enforcement for using one of her songs without permission.
“We suggest Ms. Rodrigo thank them for their service,” suggested a spokesman after Rodrigo had personally chokeslammed every single ICE employee in 48 states and was currently busy bodying every agent in the nation’s capital. “This reaction is disproportional and, frankly, I’m pissing my pants here,” the spokesman added. “Tasers can’t hold her back, she completely ignores tear gas, and bullets only make her angrier!”
At the time of the interview, Rodrigo was breaking through a cordon of armored vehicles, reactive armor plates popping like party crackers and rolled steel crumpling like tin foil under her fists, once more underlining why she is considered so particularly outspoken.
“Look, you should really be grateful,” the spokesman told Rodrigo directly moments before she shoved his body through a closed third floor window, following up with “we gave you so much exposure”, for which she rightfully let him fall to his demise.
Olivia Rodrigo Warned by Feds After Slamming ICE for Using Her Song Without Permission
The music world’s most outspoken political voice, Olivia Rodrigo, has once again clashed with the United States government, leading to a public rebuke from federal authorities.
Rodrigo was reprimanded by the Department of Homeland Security after physically slamming Immigration and Customs Enforcement for using one of her songs without permission.
“We suggest Ms. Rodrigo thank them for their service,” suggested a spokesman after Rodrigo had personally chokeslammed every single ICE employee in 48 states and was currently busy bodying every agent in the nation’s capital. “This reaction is disproportional and, frankly, I’m pissing my pants here,” the spokesman added. “Tasers can’t hold her back, she completely ignores tear gas, and bullets only make her angrier!”
At the time of the interview, Rodrigo was breaking through a cordon of armored vehicles, reactive armor plates popping like party crackers and rolled steel crumpling like tin foil under her fists, once more underlining why she is considered so particularly outspoken.
“Look, you should really be grateful,” the spokesman told Rodrigo directly moments before she shoved his body through a closed third floor window, following up with “we gave you so much exposure”, for which she rightfully let him fall to his demise.