Get the best of both worlds with a slide cornet! …basically a trumpet that you jack off instead pushing buttons.
Sounds like someone’s lips are puckered tighter than their butt to me.
Trunpet gang about getting fingering and mouthing right then a little stroke when you get to the D.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Imagine having to finger your instrument to change notes
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I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Drummer.
I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Dahmer.
All Trumpet Gang knows is how push buttons, if ore the haters
I’m trumpet gang, but mostly cos the other brass instruments are ridiculously big and heavy and I didn’t want to carry them.

Tromboner

I’m glad someone posted a Riker
You also get to occasionally blow out your fluids after playing with it for a bit.
Euphonium gang rise up! Now is our chance to be heard
I’m imagining it so hard right now 🤤
Imagine getting to jerk off your instrument while changing notes.
As a trumpet player at one point, I do have to acknowledge that the French horns were widely considered the best cuddlers due to the practice they got holding their own instruments.










