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cm0002@mander.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

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    You underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.

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      Chickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.

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        They’re also tasty. I’m sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn’t have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken.

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          When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens.

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            “Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”

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            Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs.

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      They know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs.

      And what dino (deinos) stands for.

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