• fartographer@lemmy.world
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    It’s perfectly legal for me to shit my pants during a meeting with my boss this afternoon. And because it’s legal, that makes it moral.

    In fact, if my boss doesn’t join me by shitting his own pants, then he’s a fucking commie.

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      God dammit you’re a national hero fartographer. Shit with the pride of the nation behind you! Shit so hard that the truth is heard ringing through the bowels of liberty.

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        That’s right! I shit red, white, and blue! My doctor keeps acting like this isn’t manifested patriotism, but I think she’s just jealous. -farts the national anthem while coughing up blood-