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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere

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If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere

www.mcsweeneys.net

Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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    I would like to live in a community without billionaires and centimillionaires.

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      Thank you for adding this word to my vocabulary

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        Just so ya know, the centi- prefix in the metric system denotes 1/100 of a quantity, so a centimillionaire would have $10,000. The prefix for 100x a quantity is hecto-. S’pose we could also call them a decibillionaire. But you probably caught the allusion to wealth inequality faster than I did.

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          But ICE picked up Hecto last week, right?

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      I donlt think that there’s a directory of the wealthy, but:

      https://infographicjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/poorest-zip-codes-united-states.jpg

      The Poorest ZIP Codes in America

      I doubt that any of those have someone with a net worth over $100 million living there.

      EDIT: I notice that Huntington, WV is on there, and I’ve used that as an example of a place with quite inexpensive housing before, if you’re location-agnostic from a work standpoint, can work remotely or are retired or something.

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        The problem being that you are subject to living with shitty education, health services (especially for women), and an abundance of Trump-tards.

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      How about “dolla-fitty-aires”?

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    I couldn’t stand the thought of a socialist running a city that is supposed to be managed by egomaniacal kleptocrats. Still, I held out hope that Mamdani’s sex-offender opponent would ultimately prevail.

    This thing is pure gold 🤣

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    deleted by creator

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      A habitual sexual harasser

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      A perfume?

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    God I love McSweeny’s.

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      Don’t wear black slacks and a tan shirt there on St. Pat’s though.

      but, Be Good - or Begone.

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