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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 hours ago

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  • SacralPlexus@lemmy.world
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    Step 1: Be attractive.

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      Step 1A: find a shared interest, which helps make you fulfill Step 1 goals.

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        Yep. Too many people think attractive only means good looking. I may not be good looking, but I’m not real smart either. I forget where I was going with this.

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          Well if she doesn’t find you handsome. She should at least find you handy.

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            Remember, I’m pulling for you. We’re all in this together.

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