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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 hours ago

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    Step 1: Be attractive.

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      Step 1A: find a shared interest, which helps make you fulfill Step 1 goals.

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        Yep. Too many people think attractive only means good looking. I may not be good looking, but I’m not real smart either. I forget where I was going with this.

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    Why … is she talking … like that … though … ?

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      Replace the ellipses with em dashes and maybe it’ll make more sense to you

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      I think it’s meant to be interpreted as “catching your breath when talking while laughing” pauses?

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      it’s a cue that the post is intended to be read in william shatner’s voice

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      Probably has an enlarged Shatner’s Bassoon.

      • Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I too have an enlarved sharter.

      • martinb@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Cake. Not even once

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    i don’t understand the appeal of stuff like roblox.

    i played second life back in 2003 and it was boring as shit to me then. robox just seems like the kid-focused version of that in 2025. and yet three of my nephews are addicted to it.

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      From what I understand, it’s more like a Garry’s Mod type game. Just a sandbox that let’s you build fun and/or dumb stuff to do with your friends. I’ve never played but I understood the appeal after it was explained to me that way.

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        i don’t like doing dumb stuff because it’s dumb and a huge waste of time.

        sounds like it’s the reality tv of video games.

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          I don’t consider having fun a waste of time, just like I don’t consider yummy cuisine a waste of food. Half of the reason to be alive is to enjoy it, and the other half is to endure it.

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          You sound like a vulcan. Sorry not all of us can be as efficient and practical all the time I guess? Quit yucking other people’s yum

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      Doesn’t it have loads of games within it? When my son plays he might be shooting, or driving, or doing some kind of obstacle course.

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        Sounds like Yakuza games.

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        It is a game where you can create your own games.

        Playing minigames is nice, but using it as your own game engine is great.

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      To me it’s like fishing or cards. Technically there’s an activity, but what you’re really doing is shooting the shit in a casual social setting.

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    Chad behavior

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    Fuck this timeline.

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      Why tho? This is cute. Maybe she had some clothing or accessories on that gave it away. If not then its just a crazy lucky guess. Either way its wholesome.

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        https://www.theguardian.com/games/2025/nov/05/roblox-game-robux-children-child-kids-safety-parental-controls

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        Or chins

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        If you know anything about roblox culture you wouldn’t think this is cute.

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          Is this something new? Because I played Roblox kind of obsessively a while back, and I have no idea what you’re talking about. I talked to a little girl about Beanie Boos. Lots of kids inventing ways to bypass the swear filters.

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            They have a pedophile problem that the company refuses to address, and they also exploit children. Which I read they wanted to double down on that. I also played it with my kids. Even built my own game. But after what I learned I stop playing and also stop giving them money.

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            Are… Are you also a little girl and or kid?

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              Nah, I just like kids and sometimes become curious what this hot new thing is they’re into.

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          Ah yes because there have been pedophiles playing a game, the whole game is unplayable now? I never even played roblox, but by that logic minecraft would be just as bad.

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            Part of me agrees with you, but also there’s definitely more the company could be doing in terms of moderation. The entire internet has been suffering from the removal of human mods in the last two decades or better. Maybe there should be regulations regarding how many human mods you have to employ based on site traffic if children are allowed on your services.

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      Why? Because people enjoy games that you don’t?

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