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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon likes a girl

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Anon likes a girl

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    Danny DeVito has a wife

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      9 hours ago

      He is also well known around the world

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      10 hours ago

      Show me you fail at statistics.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      But she’s about the same height as him, and calls him “The Barnacle” due to his penis::body ratio.

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      Yeah but Danny DeVito is charisma incarnate

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        Part of him being charisma incarnate is having exactly zero fucks to give about how his appearance differs from conventional attractiveness.

        Part of the incel anticharisma comes from obsessing over how some facet of your appearance means never getting laid.

        Turns out just being chill about shit is sexy AF.

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        It doesn’t hurt that he also has a magnum dong.

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