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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon has had enough

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has had enough

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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    That trick works. Before you pee, gently squeeze the tip vertically to open up the urethra.

    • johsny@lemmy.world
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      Usually I just slam mine in the door, twice for best results.

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        I do it regardless if I need to pee or not

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      I think there’s a gulf of difference between ‘gently squeeze’ and ‘clamp your dick’, but ok.

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      That wasn’t the trick they were talking about. They were saying to start peeing, but prevent the flow of urine to let pressure build up to blast open the urethra.

      I’m no urologist, but that sounds unhealthy.

      • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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        Oh, I misunderstood because that’s abhorrent

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          But it works…probably should not use that as a test for things on your body…

          It’s all good if it works…NO!

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        Not dangerous but you’ll prolly piss on your fingers.

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