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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon has had enough

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Anon has had enough

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    Pee sitting down, you coward

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      And close the lid before flushing, you nasties

      (Added benefit: no arguing)

      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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        20 hours ago

        see, you and I (sane, logical people), say no arguing - but I’ve seen people argue against just always putting the lid down. I don’t understand it. but they do it.

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      Seriously. Why stand, miss, clean up your own piss (now or later), then repeat all that every time? Also: standing causes splashing - it NEVER all goes into the bowl.

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        It’ll shock you to learn that most men don’t bother wiping after peeing, either. They just let it drip in their underwear.

        For those of you that might say it doesn’t matter — I am living proof of your error. You can wipe your dick after peeing, I know — outlandish.

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      Touching that sweet cold porcelaine… Priceless.

      • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        20 hours ago

        just live somewhere hot

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          it was hot when i moved here

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