ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day agorule???lemmy.mlimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1390arrow-down114file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1376arrow-down1imagerule???lemmy.mlComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square63fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·24 hours agoIf I pay cash, does that make me nonbinary?
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·17 hours agoNo, it makes you suspicious. Only criminals pay in cash, and the FBI wants to ask you a few questions.
minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 hours agoThe FBI can ask as many questions as they like. They’re over there, and I’m over here.
minus-squareDivineDev@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·23 hours agoDepends, do you gayly slide it over or do you slam it on the counter, breaking it?
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·23 hours agoHow does one slam a bill on the counter breaking it? Ohhhhh… Were you talking about breaking the counter?
minus-squareDaPorkchop_@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·22 hours agoThe bill collides into the counter with such force that both immediately disintegrate into a cloud of hot plasma.
minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-222 hours ago How does one slam a bill on the counter breaking it? Forcefully. /j
If I pay cash, does that make me nonbinary?
No, it makes you suspicious. Only criminals pay in cash, and the FBI wants to ask you a few questions.
The FBI can ask as many questions as they like. They’re over there, and I’m over here.
Depends, do you gayly slide it over or do you slam it on the counter, breaking it?
How does one slam a bill on the counter breaking it?
Ohhhhh… Were you talking about breaking the counter?
The bill collides into the counter with such force that both immediately disintegrate into a cloud of hot plasma.
Hot damn
Forcefully. /j