• otacon239@lemmy.world
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    If you are sentenced to death, they just install a chip that at any point could randomly give you an aneurysm. I’d imagine the continuous anxiety of when it might happen would be a reasonable punishment.

    Best part is that it doesn’t actually do anything.

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      Franticaly leafs through the law books, “cruel and unusual punishment”, “cruel and unusual punishment”… I’m sure I saw something about it in here…

      That’s pretty devious, but you’d have to report they’d been executed eventually, or everyone would realise it did nothing.

      • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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        Easy, just hire a psychopath to randomly shoot them in the back of the head with a shotgun when they’re not looking. You could even say the chip explodes to cause that affect.