Fun fact about “California king”: the last king to rule over California was Ferdinand VII of Spain in 1821, but the last emperor to rule it was Norton I in 1880.
The Prince poster is a nice touch
Not to mention his sisters, who each get a twin bed!
At least he gets to hang up his Prince poster.
Mitch Hedberg
Yay!
But awww, so short. :(
You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, “we’re going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He’s crazy.”
angry upvote
Props on the title. Well done.
Should have been a Fool.
Don’t want a twin though.
My grandma had a chair with a horsehair cushion, so that’s where my mind got stuck for a minute.
Was it tall? If so, did she ever get off her high horse?
