I have a bottle of sparkling apple juice and a cigar for another certain somebody
If there’s an afterlife, I hope the donated heart in his dead chest goes to it without him.
Watch the cork on that thing, you could blast your friend in the face with it!
Luckily, none of my friends are old men disguised as quail 😁
Wait, who?
Dick Cheney 🥳
Whoo!
🥂
🦀
I just recalled a study that showed non-alcoholic beverages can evoke similar effects to inebriation via the placebo effect. I hope you have a good night, sans hangover in the morning!
Well I’ve been drinking nonalcoholic versions of alcoholic beverages (especially beer) for a little over 7 years now (ever since I stopped drinking alcohol) and have yet to experience a placebo hangover so I’d say that I’m safe 😄
And it wasn’t even his own heart.
True. The last time he had a heartbeat of his own was in 2011.
TIL there’s alcohol-free champagne.
Freixent was traditionally Catalan Cava, although now they make every known wine, which is annoying to me specifically. because I grew up with cava and I once bought prosecco for new years, haven’t recovered from that.
haha, at least it had bubbles… white wine without bubbles is gross!
as a Spanish guy, I still blame that cursed prosecco for ruining my life. every bad thing that happened to me since then it’s its fault.
this makes me laugh
in my head Cava and Prosecco are totally different but also in the same way a similar thing. Contemparary. Neither of them are like Champaigne nor like normal sparkling wine. Cava has a little more something else to it while Prosecco seems to have a very singularity to it and the quality of the bubbles is what seperates it
Spanish people celebrate the new year with cava and 12 grapes. our new year’s tradition. their slutty branding tricked me
There might be, but this aint it.
Might not be from the right valley in France, but it’s close enough for a prole like me 🤷🏻




