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cm0002@infosec.pub to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago

At least I have yall still

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At least I have yall still

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cm0002@infosec.pub to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago
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  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    My poor FBI agent must be so bored without me

    • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t worry, he knows to call us at the National Park Service when he’s bored and lonely. Few know what kinky stuff happens in the woods. He does.

  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    Ha. Jokes on all you. The obvious three-letter-angencies are still working because of law, and all thems peeps is still talking to me.

    Plus one of my favorite pick up lines still works.

    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That line is?

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        “{flattering remark or observation based on some form of displayed intellect}. So are you sent from heaven, or do I need to see the warrant first?”

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