Hours are Monday to Friday 00:00 to 23:59. Responsibilities include learning tricks and doing typical lively human activities like Fortnite dances and TikTok challenges. Benefits package includes comprehensive health care, dental, vision, etc. Company-provided room and board for life. No retirement options though.
Mandatory open office hours are between 10:00 and 18:00, when crowds of people pound on the cubicle walls, point and state at you incessantly and make rude comments about your body.
So, it’s an average job, but I get a late morning start and the entire work day is only 8 hours…
Stop being a dick and tell me where to send my resume already.
Hours are Monday to Friday 00:00 to 23:59. Responsibilities include learning tricks and doing typical lively human activities like Fortnite dances and TikTok challenges. Benefits package includes comprehensive health care, dental, vision, etc. Company-provided room and board for life. No retirement options though.
Mandatory open office hours are between 10:00 and 18:00, when crowds of people pound on the cubicle walls, point and state at you incessantly and make rude comments about your body.
So, it’s an average job, but I get a late morning start and the entire work day is only 8 hours…
Stop being a dick and tell me where to send my resume already.