Or maybe she’s one of those dimwits who likes to annoy judges by asking them if they are following maritime or common law, and assert that the court doesn’t have jurisdiction over them, and that they’re not travelling, and that nobody was personally harmed…

It’s impressive just how careful judges tend to be with these nutcases, which I suppose is because it’s so far outside the rules of court, that they tend to play too safe and end up vindicating the whole clown show…