For anyone who would like to see today’s Bad Art in one place, I have consolidated them all for you. There is a little bit of good, a lot of bad and little bit of seriously questionable content.
Enter gallery at your own risk
Prompt: Horse’s arses

Prompt: Bird farts

Prompt: In your cups

Prompt: Octopus

Prompt: Onion skins

Other random things that just happened

This is awesome, thank you. What a fun bunch we are!
My fave is the poo bag on the roof lol.
Great to see the art today. Made me smile.
Me too.
People, this board, are so creative. :)
Bedding all washed. Made small money on horsies. I go bed super early because I had about 2 hours sleep last night. Hope remainder of the week is peaceful 🙏
Goodnight all ❤️
Hopefully will get a repeat of last night’s longer sleep.
I am very impressed by everyone’s artistic nature today.
Good night everyone, early night and listening to an audio book
sweet dreams 😗
Love the new image on the main page sidebar. Looks to be from 2017? I hope they kept that up every year.
Everyone there looks like they were voted fuckwit of the year at high school.
classy
Bad Art Club prompt: In your cups Open to interpret in any way you like.
In the interests of thread tidiness I also propose the following club rules:
- A single new comment for new prompts (wait at least 1 hour from previous prompt)
- Pictures to be put in spoilers so they don’t take up too much visual space when scrolling
Tim Tam Slam

And what happened to the rest of the packet?
Slammed
Last night's wine that I found this morning:

I can smell that picture. The lovely smell of last night’s wine as it goes down the drain. The stubborn red ring left in the glass, the stain on the teeth. All things I don’t miss about drinking!
I have downloaded a new drawing program just for this, it has lots of functions but alas none of them make me into someone able to draw.
my slightly NSFW attempt: In your "B" cups

Its terrifying
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I love how the legs and tits are free flowing
Jealous that yours look plump
😂
Could you please explain how to do a spoiler? 😬
yup, I’m a Luddite
When you upload your pic it comes up as a text. Highlight it then press the diamond shape icon with the ! In it.
Thanks!
Nellie has an expensive bath
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__Well I fucked up the spoiler thing. G as h
lol coffeeee

How did you de-pupil the cat?
I have fat fingers so couldn’t do the pupils in the first place 😂😂
I am guessing that is supposed to be a cat, but it has definite rat/mouse vibes. Coffee’s a good colour.
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Is that the original concept art for Ditta Von Teese’s martini glass act?
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Holiday sketching
I like the dog, he’s got real character. You’re way better and drawing than I am , and very brave taking on hands.
That’s Heavy Dog, my kids cuddle heat pack.
Thanks. I really enjoy sketching now. The hands are usually mine, but I’ve been using Line of Action set to shorter times to try to improve the gesture, framework stage…not too much luck as yet, but it’s fun.
le püss

this thread has been especially entertaining to read today
Today I’m going for drunken horsies with soggy fasinators getting charged exorbitant uber prices on the way home.
I used to live in Flemington and it was kinda entertaining to watch the bedraggled drunk people stagger home afterwards, carrying their shoes
I love the classy ladies having a chunder in the roses before staggering on.
I used to live in Kew as a young lad and was enamoured by all the well dressed girls.
But then after work I caught the train home.
The vomiting, screaming and random crying for no reason kind of killed the illusion lol
Yes. I’ve been on the train to Oaks day and the fillies looked all done up and demure. Pissed with rain that day. On the way back there was swearing, carrying on, a bra was waved around and flung. I miss that bra.
A train in Kew?
There used to be!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kew_railway_line
Old vicroads site just down the road from me. Bit before my time though.
wow, the more you know
I changed trains at North Melbourne on Sunday, there were a few cops patrolling,
first thought was to make the “posh” race goers feel safe , now I think it’s to protect the public from the race goers
and what is up with wearing only black or white or black and white, it’s boring , tho Eliza Dolittle made it look beautiful
Because black and white is the dress code for Derby Day.
Who said?
Idk
Good Morning and welcome to Bad Art Club. Today we shall have an eclectic range of subjects chosen by the audience. Each round shall last at least one hour, after which anybody may call Tag and nominate the next victim.
We begin with Horses" Arses. Ride them, tartare them, or behave like them, your choice: Go!

Minimalism, effective
It’s what I do best in life. Minimal.
I have combined the two current prompts.
picture

How does the horse feel about this?
I’d ask the horse, but it doesn’t appear to have ears (or a head. It’s all arse.)

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:::
Fetlocks, fancy horse

Magnificent. Regulation number of legs and all.
Nobody else is biting. Booo. I nominate “Bird Farts”. (Or any pet pratfall)


It is early…let people have their toast before textas
Ah yeah… maybe I should have left the topic as horse butts so people get their chance. No rule they can’t still do it though, these are just prompts?
Indeed
Ah shit I put too much effort into this one. Stop it brain!
au contraire. Effort perfect!
I LOVE this!!
Tick, tick. Turn around, ALL ChAnGE.
Octopus
spoiler

I have pretty nice arms but I hate my beak 🎶
Octopus

I don’t get……bahahaha…ew
Ew!
happy boi

He’s definitely a cheerful one.
octopus

spoiler

Thank you for not doing the gross typo
is it too late?
a very quick picture done on scrap book paper
arms should 6 inches longer but I ran out paper …lol

oh… no…
we don’t do good art here.
That looks great :)
That is awesome, I’d adopt and name them Cecil
here’s another one

Like! Beyond the mojivetse
first time i’ve picked up a brush in a year
i might do it again a few times , get the legs right, get the shading right ( needs much more water )
It’s a silly, glad it broke your wall 😺
Nice. Good shaping of the head/body (my knowledge of correct octopus anatomy terms is a touch lacking!)
Muppet Movie (1979) gets a 4/5. Excellent gags.
YESSSSSS I LOVE THAT MOVIE IT’S MY FAVOURITE!
Movin’ Right Along and Can You Picture That? are my favourite songs! And the film is great! They had Dom Deluis, Steve Martin, Mel Brookes, Bob Hope, Orson Welles, just such a star studded cast! And the muppeteers are just legends, Frank Oz and Jim Henson are fucking awesome!
















