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    “We will create God then ask him for money.”

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      “It doesn’t matter that we are burning 1 trillion dollars with no pat to revenue, because we will create God and it will make money meaningless.”

      "Also, it will cure cancer and solve Global Warming. I know dumb people like you that can’t even get a trillion dollars to burn care about those things.

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      TIL Catholics invented AI

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      Exactly!

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