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In Spanish they are “Royal Turkey.”
the first explorers to see peacocks must have been at awe,
look at the size of their cocks, it’s pea sized. I know exactly what to name them

These fuckers are 8x the size of a chicken, 49x as loud, and simply do not give a fuck about you asking them to get out of the way.
maybe flamboyant murder hem is a good name.



