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A Twitter post by my name is no. @om_eye_goodness that reads “my 3 year old kept saying she “wants a spirit guest & needs a spirit guest” and “has a spirit guest” and like 4 exorcisms later, i realized she was just talking about asparagus.”
My kid was asking if we have a fief, and I’m like “who taught her about feudalism” but she was just saying “thief” no honey we don’t have a thief, don’t worry