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A Twitter post from Matt @mattxiv with a text that reads “sometimes when i’m bored i wander into the weird parts of etsy to see what straight people are up to.” The picture below shows a hand holding a keychain with a penis-shaped cutout that says “Thanks for not pulling out!” There are 3 sperm-shaped cutouts attached with the names Ryver, Brynlee, and Emersyn.


A friend of mine once told someone that their dad should have pulled out and cum in their mother’s eye…but he was too cheap to pay for it. To this day it remains one of the most savage things I’ve heard IRL.