Alt Text: Keanu Reeves claims that he has aged so gracefully because he refuses to acknowledge his birthday every year.
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It fucking works for me. No one believes how old I am, and I actively avoid my birthday because the day is cursed for me.
Women have been said to be doing this forever (usually stopping at 29, or 39 when they can no longer get away with the former). From what I can tell, it hasn’t made Karen the least bit more graceful.
My mom has celebrated her 27th birthday every year for way longer than 27 years.
I’m spiritually a Martian at this point, if we’re going to count orbital cycles.
