Money is sacred, but there is a nugget tax.

Like the saying goes, one man’s pink sludge is another man’s nugget.

I’m pretty sure they only left 16, but their 15 nuggets would be safe with me. Keeping my hands off of 14 nuggets seems like something I could do. 13 nuggets aren’t going keep themselves safe after all. Maybe one of their 12 nuggets could find their way into my mouth, but 11 nuggets should be more than enough for them. But ofcourse I won’t be touching their 10 nuggets without permission, people wouldn’t leave me 9 nuggets if I wasn’t capable of taking care of 8 of them. I didn’t see anyone touch your 7 nuggets, I’ve been here the whole time. 6 is a pretty nice amount to share. Because 5 always leaves room for discussion, it’s better to leave 4 of them. Nobody will touch their 3 nuggets as long as I’m around! Or maybe a cat sneaked in and took one of their two nuggets… Oh hey someone left the last one for me!