Wants snoot boops, belly rubs and cuddles (they cuddle you back with their fins)
Wants to rape your ass
As someone who loves dogs more than humans, I see no difference.
It’s a classic meme to show a contrast between things, but we never see the other picture of the dog ancestor creeping up to the fire submissively with its tail down, begging the nice humans for a bit of meat from their food. Would I trust it as far as domesticated dogs, hell no. But they had their “cute” side at some point, otherwise we would have never formed a bond.
Is that supposed to be a dog ancestor?
I’m pretty sure it’s the Werewolf from “An American Werewolf In London” from 1981. (Still one of the best Werewolf movies out there)
I guess it’s supposed to be a werewolf technically. To ancient man though, a big hungry wolf would seem as much.
I like them both equally. I’m just concerned because one day dolphins will wisen up and figure out we are the root of all their problems.








