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minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoAdding a third and fourth horse for their dicks¹ is totally reasonsonable, but I feel like there are better non-horse-related solutions here. ¹in front and behind
minus-squareArmchairAce1944@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoWhy not just have one horse pull their balls in one direction and their penis in another? While they are strapped naked to a bench.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-24 days agoI think the balls should be horse-ripped separately. I feel very strongly about this, unless we horse-rip one and do the other with something involving a trip to home depot.
Adding a third and fourth horse for their dicks¹ is totally reasonsonable, but I feel like there are better non-horse-related solutions here.
¹in front and behind
Why not just have one horse pull their balls in one direction and their penis in another? While they are strapped naked to a bench.
I think the balls should be horse-ripped separately. I feel very strongly about this, unless we horse-rip one and do the other with something involving a trip to home depot.