Hire me if you want to live

Me:

Let’s not forget fighting against MAGAs in World War 3 after they’ve annexed half your country in a blitzkrieg to make some new states to plunder

Hope surviving the other side of this civil war. I am in the US and when the shooting starts it is going to get crazy ugly.

Oh I don’t have a self. I lost it in the war

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Man, I hope I get to be on top of the skull pile.

My terminator is going to be snacks. I LOVE SNAAAAAAAACKS!