Now as a solemn testicle to those left behind on earth, I present this monument.
Helium miner: Mine collapse!
Zapp: Mine collapse too… Collapses water cup
At night it’s called ‘the moon’.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take of your pants and dance around a little?
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies!
Let me show you why they call me The Velour Fog. Hit it.
We have failed to uphold Brannigan’s Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [pause] Kif, I’m asking you a question.
-You want the rest of the champaggin?
-It’s pronounced “sham-pane”.
-Oh, God, no!This informed my own pronounciation of “cham-pag-knee”.
She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro
She’s out of control! You win again, gravity!!
I often quote “You win again, gravity!” Whenever I drop something or the like, lmao.
- When I’m in command, every mission is a suicide mission.
- [introducing himself] I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service.
- Brannigan’s Law is like Brannigan’s love: hard and fast.
I don’t pretend to understand Brannigan’s Law. I merely enforce it.
Oh god, you’re killing me. OH GOD YOU’RE KILLING ME
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
You win again, gravity!
What makes a man turn neutral? Gold? A lust for power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
If I don’t survive, tell my wife, hello.
How very neutral of you.
Kiff, inform the men! I’ve made it with a woman.
Stop exploding, you cowards!
