For me it’s pretty simple why I don’t go there.

A Pizza Hut large pizza, sans discounts, begins at £23/£27. And it tastes likes ass, while also in the past ~2 years the amount of cheese and toppings was reduced by half, at least.

Meanwhile, the little “greasy spoon” pizza place that delivers within 15 minutes, for the same price, will do a family meal deal of 2 large pizzas (with tons of toppings and proper amount of cheese!), a large garlic pizza bread, an extra side and a 2L drink.

Oh and the latter pizza tastes awesome, is delivered with care (by their own drivers, not an UberEats fuckwit who’ll toss the pizza in his backpack vertically), and the place regularly tossed in a little extra for frequent orders, like an extra dessert…

Shit pizza for shit prices with shit service.

Chris, 36, and Joanne, 29 say they used to go to Pizza Hut for a date “every now and then”, but now they order in a Domino’s and think Pizza Hut is “very overpriced”.

Unless things have very seriously changed in the last year or two, that sounds like bullshit. Domino’s is crazy expensive. Pizza Hut is just “kinda expensive”.

Did someone finally outpizza it?

Not that great pizza, terrible service, in a competitive market where prices are increasing. If they’d dealt with the first two things they might have had more of a chance.

It tastes like ass and has a texture unlike any pizza and more akin to a fried sponge?

Marco’s Pizza became a thing.