• Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Jeff, my boy: Newsflash — humanity has ALWAYS lived in space. We’ve got an awesome orbital station that manages food, climate, entertainment, and almost everything else we’ve ever needed.

    Are you calling for us to abandon ship for an inferior product?

    • RecallMadness@lemmy.nz
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      3 days ago

      One wholly owned, serviced, and supplied by Amazon.

      But don’t worry. Orbital Prime is only $999 a year and includes unlimited deliveries and six return trips to land. (For now)