I can’t imagine being with someone who works this hard for approval.
Thanks republican men! You really took a bullet for us well adjusted men on this one.
The fact that they even feel the need to do this shows how insecure they are AND how jealous of liberal women they are. To this I say, YOU SHOULD BE! You have zero morals and if I were you I wouldn’t be able to look myself in the mirror.
The proud absence of higher education?
Those are “godly” women? Lip filler, tits on display, putting their vanity on the Internet?
This brand of Republicans sure is fucking weird.
Tits on display
Are they?
I agree with the sentiment of your post here, but they just aren’t.
Bruises
black eyes, probably some pressuring of sex from a conservative husband, or BF.
The desperate urge to put themselves above other women?
Lip filler and a bottle of bleach?
It is funny to me, but I guess it makes sense. Conservative “beauty” is some standard look because they value conformity.
Progressive beauty is diverse because we value difference.
its almost always blonde hair too.
Which is weird because blonde hair often turns darker after childhood unless someone is always under sunlight and even then there’s no garuntee. Hell I was born blonde and my hair turned rust red with age, the parts that have bleached from sunlight are just an even more rusty red. So it always looks artificial unless someone has had some very specific luck.
these people probably DYE thier hair blond.
That’s why I referred it looking shit and artificial in reference to bleaching and dyeing. I’ve a bad case of swimmers ear so thinking hard.
It is so ugly 😂😌
And this is why it’s paramount to preserve Wikipedia
Something like this was just on an episode of South Park. When the women become Christian, they get plastic surgery.
Its the perfect lie too. No doctor will ever try and take credit.
Crippling insecurity.
A willingness to vote against their own interest.
No, Democrats do that too. Anyone who votes for the establishment is voting against their class interests.
There are progressive democrats though that want to better the USA. Look at Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Kat Abugazaleh, Zohran Mamdani, to name a few.
Only people in specific areas can vote for those examples.
Vapid obsession with wealth and vanity to the point that they permanently fuck up their faces in the pursuit of some twisted version of “beauty” they will never have?
I’m pretty sure that one crosses the political spectrum.
If all you have to say about someone, especially women, is theyre ugly consider saying nothing, look, it’s easy:
whats one thing republican women have that democrat women dont?
A copy of mein kamph on their bed side table
except you can barely say that about dems
You really need to work on the reading comprehension. There is an enormous difference between exceptional vanity, and just being born ugly.
Don’t get down on them for not understanding the difference, mirrors are prohibitively expensive in this economy.
A reprehensible, destructive world view based on hatred and lies?
Sexual competition pressures from children.
Fucking brutal lol
Probably not your intention, but your joke contributes to the sexualisation of kids imo
Highlighting the stated intentions of the president is not contributing. It’s satire
Satire is dead. It’s a factual statement.
In the same way your critique of my joke does, sure. If you say so.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and if they don’t look after it, it stinks.
Bigass foreheads?
Well at least they don’t lack self esteem and feel the need to attach their identity to a political party. Like not many democrat voting women call themselves a Democrat woman.
Based on the lips, allergies to shellfish or nuts.
A number of individuals have been identified as or described as having Mar-a-Lago face. They include:
- Matt Gaetz
- Kimberly Guilfoyle
- Karoline Leavitt
- Laura Loomer
- Kristi Noem
- Lauren Sánchez
- Ivanka Trump
- Lara Trump
- Melania Trump
Baseball game? Definitely the peanuts.
i was going to say fellatio “secretions”:.









