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there are two countries. USA, and Europe. and everyine who says anything about the USA, that isb ad, is a Europeman. you use Celsius? congratulations. youre from Europe (the country)(European). you dont .ike Eat Delicious Jimmy’s Regional Hamburger Chain? okay Europe guy. youre not Joe Biden president? well then youre Privileged to have EuropePresident (the president of Europe) (Boris Johnson? ithink) so shut up about our American politics you ()Europe) (the only other place in the world) would never undrestanding, rthat in America, we have regional subdivisions and local dialects(you dont have those in Europe)(the other coutnry there is)(iuts just one coutnry basically and america is like 50 countries in a trenchoat did you know that?). and so. Youre not allowed to be mean to me or hamburger every again :/


hamburgr shall not be touched. (by a european, from europe). i will tell boris jonson about not to touch ur burgr.
will touch pretzels 🥨 instead-
also hiiiiii chloooeeeeee~ ~ ~ ~ <3 heyhi!!! hiiii!!! 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 hello!!! heyhi hi there chloeee!!! <3 <3 🥕 💖🌸 <3 hello hi chloe hiiiii!!! hey hi hello im here!! and u too!!! hello chloe!!! we r both here!! on the internet 🛜! hiiii chloe from the internet!!! <3 🛜🍼💖🌸🍓🍰🧛♀️👩🍼🌌 welcome chloe to this comment!! the comment welcomes u to reading it:
on the internet, everything is possible. third spaces “video games” (those r ki da like games - but totally digital and stuff… feels weird - but its real!.. and feels less exciting to play than real ones 🩱 - but still!). imagine the internet is a ppace where things happen - its like real life (which is not merica, not europa and not even real, but also real) but not real!.. which is not exciting. chloe, i want u to feel greeted. u make me wana buy a scarf 🧣 too. u make me wana purchase nice clothes for the winter. u makee wana hug u. wishes go out from europe (from me, the european) to u, dear chloe (mayb a european, mayb not - but certainly nothing else, cuz theres just merica and europa). i got no idea what those 50 sub countries r btw- sounds kinda sketchy. like - what do they do - control 50 countries with a single president? or control each sub-country with different leaders, who r gona have diffrnt onions 🧅? both options sound kinda real bad.,… but yea, all that merica stuff is kinda goin over my head anyway - cuz im a european who doesnt know what a sub country even looks like-
touches hamburger (person from Hamburg) instead
JFK: Ik bin ein Hamburger
hello maria :3
awwwwww hiiii chloeeee <3 <3<3<3<3<3 hellooooo chloeee ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ , ~~ ~ ~ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 hiiiii!!! hiiiii chloe ~<3 im greeting u again from europa to chloeland <3
i believe that in chloeland, theres caféèééèés and tea drinking places and bakeries and comfy libraries and fren places ~<3
Take my upvote smorty. It don’t mean nothing but it don’t cost nothing either. You might be European but you sure know your Internet’s all the same. That’s a real wall of slag you left there for us (/¯ ಠ_ಠ)/¯