• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    watched unsolved mysteries with my stoner uncle and aunt once.

    there was some bit on there about the bermuda triangle and ww2 planes that went missing and I was all freaked out by it (and probably by watching TV at 9pm on a school night). I asked my uncle “is that for real? that can’t be real can it?”

    unc took a rip off his ‘funny cigarette’ and said “nah kid, that’s just the government. there are no mysteries, just people getting offed by the man.”

    so thanks, unc, I think I was the only 7 year old with a deep distrust of the gov in my 2nd grade class.