That, or accidentally stepping into quicksand and drowning.

In case you were still wondering, the main doors to the mall usually can be opened as if a set of doors were a single door in a two door set. So imagine the width of 4 doors total open at once

Watching a Bermuda triangle documentary and getting scared for multiple years of the sea

watched unsolved mysteries with my stoner uncle and aunt once.

there was some bit on there about the bermuda triangle and ww2 planes that went missing and I was all freaked out by it (and probably by watching TV at 9pm on a school night). I asked my uncle “is that for real? that can’t be real can it?”

unc took a rip off his ‘funny cigarette’ and said “nah kid, that’s just the government. there are no mysteries, just people getting offed by the man.”

so thanks, unc, I think I was the only 7 year old with a deep distrust of the gov in my 2nd grade class.