Nope, it’s already named the Epstein Ballroom.

You mean the guy who’s prone to putting his name in giant shiny letters on everything he owns? Nah…

‘Epstein Ballroom’ has a much nicer ring to it than, ‘Stupid Orange Nazi Cunt Ballroom’, which would be the obvious eponymous choice.

Felonious Trump’s 🎺 Grooming Center for Nazi Pedos

I thought Donald J Trump’s Ballroom was the crotch space freed up by having a teeny tiny penis?

Who could have seen this coming?

Won’t matter when we use the donors’ assets to tear the eyesore down.

Poopy-Pants Promenade seems apt.

The Ball Pit.