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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Surreal Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 days ago

How am I supposed to decimate this fucker when it isn't even physical

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How am I supposed to decimate this fucker when it isn't even physical

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Surreal Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 days ago
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    If you ride a 5G horse into a tunnel, does your call still drop?

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      Asking the important questions. While I’m not an expert in the matter, I’ve been told your phone is at risk of exploding from it’s strength

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        The 5g strength or the horse strength?

        Edit; 5g, not phones.

        • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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          The strength of the 5g waves

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            I meant 5g. Im a bit tired.

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        Eh, I’m probably better off without it. The phone I mean, not the 5G horse. Who wouldn’t want one of those?

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          Ah I presume youre vaccinated then

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            Amongst other things, yes. Also mithridatized against a broad spectrum of various substances.

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      deleted by creator

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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        Lucky to get an edge network horse in some tunnels

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      • dellish@lemmy.world
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        So, you’ve chosen ol’ Gluestick

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      Actually, you drop.

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    Even if you do decimate it, you’ve still got a 4.5G horse to deal with. What’cha gonna do then?

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      I fear no decimal. It’s the while numbers I’m worried about

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    Don’t fear, it’s just your NEIGHbor.

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      Go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200.

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    Yeah, I’m neither vaccinated for 5G horses

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      You fucking neighsayers will be the death of us all!!!

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    The fuck is that last photo?

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      Album cover of Hidden History of the Human Race by Blood Incantation

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    There’s a night rider pun in here somewhere, but I’m not finding it.

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    Oh thank goodness, I thought it was gonna be 5G whores…

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