• Zozano@aussie.zone
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    6 days ago

    Does it simply look and taste like my favourite food? Is it actually a faecal process and the molecules are different (but indistinguishable) from the real food?

    Or is the poop that comes out literally my favourite food?

    Is it making this food-poop just for me? Or is this what it poops daily?

    If it encounters a Hyena would it shit out a half-eaten corpse?

    If I was a cannibal and my favourite food was a newborn baby, would this magical beast give birth out of its asshole?

    If my favourite food was dry corn chips, would it rip up the asshole on the way out? Would I get blood on my chips by accident? Or is the rectum like a goats, and it just kinda folds out and spills everywhere?

    I’m too high for this shit.