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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Surreal Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago

Never met an accurate shrimp or an inaccurate dolphin. The ocean is a harsh place creating extreme personalities.

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Never met an accurate shrimp or an inaccurate dolphin. The ocean is a harsh place creating extreme personalities.

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Surreal Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days ago
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    shrimp looks at his own wrist watch

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      It’s tinier shrimp on shrimp wrists all the way down

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        Shrimpcetion

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      Lol, Thank you! Your comment saved this one.

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    The clock on my truck, which has no excuse because it’s A FUCKING MACHINE also seems to only give me rough estimates about what time it is.

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    I wish I had something like this

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      It’s never too late

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