There is nothing wrong with being pasty white and fat (seriously, not joking). There is something very wrong about thinking yourself better, not only in spite of but because of the fact that you are pasty white. These delusional nincompoops see a 6’2" man of color with chiseled abs, honey skin, amber eyes, dazzling straight white teeth, deep voice, large hands…(sorry, I got lost in thirst), and somehow still think themselves better. I just can’t abide by stupid.
Guys it would be wrong of me to bodyshame these pasty white fat fucks.
It would be very wrong of me to point out that they are all fat. We should not be mean to them because they are fat.
There is nothing wrong with being pasty white and fat (seriously, not joking). There is something very wrong about thinking yourself better, not only in spite of but because of the fact that you are pasty white. These delusional nincompoops see a 6’2" man of color with chiseled abs, honey skin, amber eyes, dazzling straight white teeth, deep voice, large hands…(sorry, I got lost in thirst), and somehow still think themselves better. I just can’t abide by stupid.
Future leaders in the retubbican party