CIA- “Why would we sus–oh right! Yes, of course we suspect you, since we have no idea what happened, that means you’re probably on the top of the suspect list. I mean, you definitely are, just one sec let me grab the suspect list… Yep, there you are, suspect number one, KGB! We’ll be in touch if we have any questions.”
KGB- “Would you like us to send you our evidence to help prove our innocence? We were watching, of course.”
CIA- “You have evidence? What kind of evidence? Yeah, please send it, all copies, if you can. Just how closely were you watching? You shouldn’t be getting all into other people’s privacy, you know!”
CIA- “Why would we sus–oh right! Yes, of course we suspect you, since we have no idea what happened, that means you’re probably on the top of the suspect list. I mean, you definitely are, just one sec let me grab the suspect list… Yep, there you are, suspect number one, KGB! We’ll be in touch if we have any questions.”
KGB- “Would you like us to send you our evidence to help prove our innocence? We were watching, of course.”
CIA- “You have evidence? What kind of evidence? Yeah, please send it, all copies, if you can. Just how closely were you watching? You shouldn’t be getting all into other people’s privacy, you know!”