eeee bestie rocked up finally. I was worried about her.

hello maggie
Haven’t slept most of the night due to roadworks. Sigh. At least I still landed a new role lol
Ooh I missed this yesterday, HELL YEAH DUDE!!! That’s AWESOME!!
Thank you :)
I also missed this awesome news, congratulations! 🎉👏🏼

Not there yet but golly gosh did this new 'puter churn through that data.
Comet C/2025 R2 SWAN. 20 x 3 mins exposure.
Usually have to leave it for a good 15 mins / 30 mins to process… took < 1 min now which is wild.
Man that looks awesome!
so pretty
Great photo. I tried to set it as an eye friendly background on my monitor to replace the top view of a pineapple field that I currently have but KDE is being less helpful than I have patience. Saved to downloads until I work out how.
eee made a gif of the comet:

That’s how far it moved in 1 hr. Look at the little thing go!
That’s gorgeous!
and look at it’s colour, so pretty
Cool!
I love this!
It's a hanging out on the couch with the whole family sort of afternoon

As it should be! Poor Mr Moose needs love too
How dare I be late lol

Customers waiting for their dealer.
“No credit so don’t ask”
Garn mate. Me dole comes in tommorrah
“Come on bro how long have you known me? I’ve fucking always paid youuuuuuu baaaaaaack”
shameful

Goodnight all. I woke up at 6am full of beans and now sadly they have left ❤️
salt and vinegar thins sammich anyone?
Heck yeah!
Anti-gravity thread 🚀👨🚀
Happy Friday Eve!
I’m going to do a gratitude thread because haven’t done one in a while. What are you grateful for?
what I'm grateful for
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the friendly PSOs I encountered last night
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another fun meetup session
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the signage in the city being okay for replacement buses
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my classmates giving me travel advice
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looking after my aunt’s dog and seeing her every morning (she is one and still has a bit of puppy energy)
Flufball
My friends
The strays
New role
My health
My studio full of stuff I love
Grateful for: telfast
Stable, comfortable employment with great colleagues and manager
Sardines in a tin
Noodles of all kinds
My friends who accept me as I am
The wide variety of breakfast options available for free every morning- My partner.
- My freedom to choose (even if I don’t take it up)
- My boss who gives me way too much flexibility
- Sunshine
- Mickey
- Partner
- Coffee
- Dad
- My friends
- being alive
I’m grateful for
Mango season
Only one day of heat
Coffee
I did my housework yesterday so I can relax today.Melbcat, my dear familiar girl.
One or two good friends to talk me down.
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The Seagoons
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Peace
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Music
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Reading and Writing
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Movies
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- Getting to know my brother again after him being 18 months away.
- Finding a house in the countryside to share with my bestest mate
- All the weird critters that share the yard.
- Lemmy and you lot.

- my birthday
- my family and colleagues
- the cool change
- having a job I like
Happy birthday!!!
Thankyou!
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Blowfly followed me into the dunny. Idiot. Shot at close range.
Bringing a salt gun into the dunny is dedication.
Not quite. I went in there, shut the door and I hear buzzing. Eyes wide “QUICK, GET MY GUN. IT’S IN HERE”.
Can you recommend a brand of salt gun? I want one too. Never heard of them before but I want one. $50 seems the going price.
I have a bug a salt. I don’t know any other brands or how they may perform
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Thanks for the info. Just ordered one.
No worries 👍
I’m really tempted to get one. Had no idea they existed before you raving on about them lol.
They’re super fun. I shot my brother in the gut with it because he asked me to. His reaction “fuck that hurt”. 15 minutes later “that really fucking hurt”.
I want one but it also feels like the ultimate dad gift so I’ll wait to see if the family get me one first
Ultimate “anyone who doesn’t like spraying fly spray inside” gift. So not just for dads. They also come in hot pink. I wish I had that one.
I had a look on aliexpress and you can get them for around $50 or less, so I might treat myself to one
Shit yeah. You can also get a laser that sits on top for a more precision aim.
How much salt comes out? Could you use it in a tequila type sitaution?
Nah. Maybe 20 - 30 grains of salt. If you stick a piece of foil on the wall and shoot you can see the spray pattern.
I have stood on the chair at Christmas lunch and asked everyone if they want any seasoning. They all declined the cowards.
I thought of a new way to do these…
Name that song…

Ewe knead peace boat steps
you need to sail down
Almost… The water isn’t rough is it…
You need to calm down?
Great drawings!!
Bingo
Okay that makes way more sense than my guesses 😂👀
😮
Lamb need to shore stair? Lamb bread to shore step?
Edit: lamb roll to sea step! Lamb need to sea step down? 😂
Lamb dough peace sea stair?
Ha ha
You need to bite down ?? Kinda looks like the great Australian bite
Ok got Jerboa working.
Spoiler: Assault discussion and rant
Title
Assault discussion and rant
:::So today I go to the cafe I like to get a coffee from at the train station before work, and the guy next to me at the counter is having a friendly chat with the barista. Suddenly a guy comes up to him and slams a coke can into his neck. The can sprays one drop of liquid onto my leg and I stare at it stupidly. The two guys are not throwing punches but the guy who was attacked is just meeting his force, they’re just kind of swaying. My stupid brain thinks they know each other, and then I’m like, “hang on why would he hit him with a Coke can?” (I am super dumb before coffee and had half my brain on my birthday). The attacker then headbutts the other guy and walks away. The victim kept an incredibly cool head. It all happened so quickly and was the most unprovoked and totally random thing I have ever seen. The victim looked a bit like Andre Agassi and the perp looked a bit like Catweasel but younger. His neck was scratched up from the can and he had a rapidly growing lump on his face. I told him he needed to get that seen to. I’ve seen the perp around that area and he’s a homeless guy who’s made himself a little encampment I’ve seen. Never seen him act like this before, but has obvious mental health issues. A couple of us gave the victim our numbers, but he said “the police aren’t gonna do anything anyway.” It was just really disturbing in that it was so completely random and unprovoked. When one of the other witnesses asked, the guy said he didn’t know him and had never met him before. For years I had anxiety and was in a heightened hyper vigilant state, and it took years of counselling and medication to actually deprogram myself from that. And then today something like that happens right next to me and I stare like a stunned mullet (to be fair, so did everyone else). When I got to work the kitchen manager said lucky it was just a Coke can, what if it was a knife. I thought shit, that’s true and seriously the guy would’ve been dead.
The day before that, some pervert got arrested for trying to abduct children just down the block from there. He actually climbed into a car to get a kid and the mother was right there! Seriously what the fuck‽ I feel like carrying a ciggie lighter to go with my can of deodorant, if my dumb brain decides to react in time for it to be useful.
Holy shit. I hope you’re ok now. I don’t know what else to say. That’s fucked.
so many hugs , that’s just terrible, and yes, standing still is a tactic our brain uses, you survived, you did good
and you tried to help too
more hugs
WTF. I’m so sorry. This is terrifying. There’s no way to know how a violent person might react if you tried to intervene, he could escalate the violence. The fight/flight/freeze primitive brain is usually very good at making the right choice, otherwise we would have died out as a species. I think mental institutions are not always a bad thing. Nobody benefits from this guy being on the street. Not him, not his victims, not the police, not the bystanders. There must be a better way.
How frightening for you, I don’t think any of us know how we’d react when faced with something like that. There is something very wrong with our system where an assault like that isn’t worth reporting. I hope you can process this and it doesn’t change the kind soul you are 🩷
That’s a really scary situation to be involved in, I’m sorry that happened to you and on your birthday too. Something is in the air in Melbourne lately. That random stabbing in the news today and now what you’ve described. After my pumpkin attack episode earlier in the year (which the police did not take seriously at all), I am so much more vigilant of the people around me and keep my distance from anyone acting strangely.
You did the right thing, intervening would have only put yourself in harm’s way. It sounds the aggressor may not only have mental health issues, but meth/drug issues as well, and you can’t know how they’re going to act at any given minute.
Try to occupy your hands and brain with a physical task - a simple game (Tetris, or a simple puzzle game) can help with processing what happened.
You’re going to be okay, sending you good vibes and love 💜
I’m so sorry, Melbourne is getting so fucked. And it’s illegal to even carry stuff for self defence.
That was the freeze response (which you probably know) and is designed to protect you. I hope you’re doing alright in the aftermath.
Still no Pokémon update. A loud fart noise in the direction of new management.
Is live now - I jumped from lvl 43 to 64. And my bag is now way overfull, but at least I’ve also got more Pokemon storage!
Landed at 68, and yes stuffed bag. Happy now until I hit Trade tasks again.
Same. Trading tasks and battle tasks are my nemesis as a solo player just there to collect cute pixels.
And the stupid Party thing. Happy to add if you’d like just in case 😺
Oh that’d be rad! My code is 8410 3955 3858
Thank you!
Sent 😺🖤😺

Oh to have the responsibilities of a small cat sleeping in front of a fan.
And its my birthday in a couple of weeks. So fucking glad I found a job before my birthday
She’s so precious.
So what are we all doing to celebrate your birthday? A particular colour we should wear that day? A particular album you want us all to listen to and review? A flavour of cake we should all treat ourselves to?
Hello fellow Scorpio ♏️
I have a moon in Scorpio. Apparently this means horny and evil. 🤐
😂 thats me to a tee!
How you doin’?
Well, my red heels need a polish
Lol, only in the right situation. The rest of the time I’m an uptight cranky bitch!
We get such a bad rap lol
Lol, and it’s all true!
Damn straight lol
This Libran loves Scorpios, have had lots of Scorpios in my life, and never understood what all the weird attitudes were about. You guys are really genuine with your emotions and aren’t dishonorable people.
Thankyou Peeler 😘
















