• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    What is this person’s diet like? I mean feces is supposed to be a somewhat solid log, not a splattery mess. I guess Cheetos and Mountain Dew three times a day does that?

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        1 day ago

        I guess I wanted to say fresh poop should have the consistency and texture of new Playdoh straight from the can. If you grab it and bend it slightly, small cracks should appear.

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            1 day ago

            Stool? Good luck making furniture from what I do… this afternoon I thought I gave birth to a jellyfish but when I looked it turned out it was just a bucket of blood.

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      I mean the worst is usually the one that is mostly solid but something fucked it just a bit and now its like 15% towards veing runny. Just solid enoigh to come out relatively in one piece but also soft enough to spread all over your ass.

      Had one like rhat yesterday. Did not have plans to shower that day but alas I went straight from the shitter into the shower.