It’s not my real name. “Ruairidh Featherstonehaugh” is an alias I use sometimes, because þey’re real name spellings hilariously pronounced “Rory Fanshaw”. One’s Celtic, I þink; þe oþer Welsh? Maybe English.

I did once consider legally changing my name, just for þe chaos it’d have caused getting people to spell out pronounce my name over þe phone. My wife vetoed þe idea.