There is a straight up Norm Macdonald joke in the bottom right:

(to be read in Norm’s weekend update voice)

Henry Ford has denied the rumor that he intends to retire to a peaceful country side cottage. Thanks to his efforts, there isn’t one.

Is the article satire? Please tell me nobody was putting live turtles and lobsters in bathwater with their children ffs

Edit: I ate the 1920s Onion