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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 days ago

Putting the die in diet

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Putting the die in diet

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    But thats important so dont even dare suggest consuming smth more nutritional or filling instead.

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      What’s a vegetable?

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        Those things rabbits eat

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        Chickens eat vegetables, and they make eggs. So the veggies are intrinsic.

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          Chickens eat bugs, and bugs are outside, so the logic is sound.

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            I thought they mostly ate corn. At least the factory farmed ones in the US…

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      It’s a diuretic. You’ll pee out a bunch of water weight and think the diet worked better than it did.

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      Hear me out: replace some of the white wine with whiskey, red wine, LSD, xanax

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