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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

Fuck Cars

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Fuck Cars

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago
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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    Unless the secret police have bikes as well!

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      The American ones don’t

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      Cops dont like work, moving, being away from car.

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      I’ve seen a couple cops (RCMP) on bikes in my city. They definitely didn’t seem to be really comfortable on the bikes. Would definitely be easier to lose them in a bike chase than a car chase.

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        I haven’t seen RCMP on bikes, but the locals on bikes have a season and only seem to be around large events. I’m not sure their skill level but, I’m pretty sure they aren’t ready to chase a cyclist.

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