The skateboard comes a little late but it has the right idea. I would vote for it over most U.S. politicians.

Thank you Homage Skateboard Academy for making it easy for me to add you to my black list.

The skateboard was just making his nuts great again.

Honorable mention Darwin Award?

Guy on the right has touched a board but discovers in this clip why dress shoes are not going to let him do anything without busting his ass or the shoes.

Confidently incorrecttheball.

This is completely orthogonal to the quality of his deeds. Also I thought of butt geek instead of SoW guy at first.