• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    26 days ago

    Aragorn: “Gentlemen, we do not stop 'til nightfall.”

    Pippin: “What about breakfast?”

    Aragorn: “You’ve already had it.”

    Pippin: “We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast?”

    Merry: “I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.”

    Pippin: “What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?”

    Aragorn: “Shut the fuck up”