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Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days ago

Be Gay: Increase Pension Size

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Be Gay: Increase Pension Size

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Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days ago
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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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    I got into the big gay for the long term retirement planning options.

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      The true Gay Agenda: Being able to afford retirement.

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      Yup, it’s a no-brainer. I’m heading in to sign the paperwork on Monday.

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        Hey, could you do me a solid and drop off my sick leave note at the Antifa HQ? It’s just next door to Big Gay HQ.

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          You got it, I need to pick up my new membership card from George Soros while I’m down their anyway.

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