So all available reporting says my credit score went down when I paid off my loans and has remained in this new lower state for months since, but the secret real number used to decide my fate maybe didn’t. Yeah you’re right that’s great. I feel better already.

Get the fuck out of here with that. Credit scores are purely a value used by lenders to determine how much money can be extracted from a consumer. It goes down if you’re delinquent, it goes down it you pay things off early without racking up all the interest they wanted, it goes down if you don’t run enough of a balance on your credit cards. It doesn’t protect consumers, it barely protects lenders, it’s purely used to determine how much can be extracted from a consumer’s bank account.